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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] somanesa (-10 points). In January I pulled [livejournal.com profile] roybot's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I helped [livejournal.com profile] never_b_free across the street (6 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I helped [livejournal.com profile] smellslikecher hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-190 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
fowl_beast

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One lump of coal. One lump of coal... what is this, a joke?

I deserve three truckfuls

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