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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I bought porn for somanesa (-10 points). In January I pulled roybot's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I helped never_b_free across the street (6 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I helped smellslikecher hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-190 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, fowl_beast

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One lump of coal. One lump of coal... what is this, a joke?

I deserve three truckfuls